Nothing like discussing World War I
biplanes, rebellions in Kenya and General John "Black Jack"
Pershing’s lack of presidential achievement all over cold beer and other fine
beverages at Kirby’s, this last Sunday. The four panellists we’ve come to know
by their World War I skills came out once again to discuss the important
aspects of the war we used to call “The Great War,” before people started to
number them. They came to swill suds and bring the intellectual view point to
the yearning masses on the causes and results of World War I.
Our guests as usual were Paul Harvey Oswald, Casher O’Niell, Kenya Blue and me, Red Rob Blogger. While
sitting around the table, Paul began a conversation on the biplanes used in
World War I.
Paul Harvey Oswald: Biplanes did mostly
recognisance missions. They made maps of battle fields. Later they tried using
pistols and then machine guns. At first the machine gun would hit the airplane
blades. Then Roland Georges Garros came up with a idea to synchronize the engine
to the machine gun so the bullets always went through the blades and never hit
them.
Red Rob Blogger: I can’t imagine
trying to fire a machine gun while the propeller blades are going by. You had
to know that they would eventually get ruined.
Casher O'Neill: Reminds me of the
Indiana Jones movie where Sean Connery shot the tail off the airplane he was
in. Gotta be careful firing a gun that's faster than your own reaction time.
Paul Harvey Oswald: It was all a blur (the propeller).
Anthony Fokker actually put such gear into use. It was called "interrupter
gear."
Red Rob Blogger: Baron Manfred von
Richthofen was considered an honourable soldier by many people on both sides.
He supposedly shot down 80 planes. I like that his out fit was known as the "Flying
Circus."
Paul Harvey Oswald: They say he
would not shoot a person once they were down.
Cashier O'Neill: Von Richthofen was
an "old school" soldier that believed in honourable battle. And
speaking of "Larger Than Life" World War I military heroes, I was
always fascinated by "Black Jack" Pershing. I have always wondered
why World War I didn't put Pershing in the White House, the way The
Revolutionary War put George Washington in the White House, The Civil War put
Ulysses Grant in the White House, The Spanish America War put Teddy Roosevelt
in the White House:
Red Bob Blogger: The War of 1812 and
the Battle Of New Orleans put Andrew Jackson in the White House.
Paul Harvey Oswald: World War II put
Eisenhower in the White House.
Cashier O'Neill: Exactly. I mean
Pershing was the great American General of the Great War, so why didn't he get
to be President? From what I have gleaned from what I have read in various
articles and books, Pershing would except his party's nomination, but would not
seek it. He was a Republican and said he would not seek it. But Pershing was
tied too closely with Democrat Woodrow Wilson for the Republicans to completely
trust. Ironically, the Republicans nominated Warren G. Harding as their
candidate in 1920, Harding won, and until George W. Bush, most historians agree
Harding was the worst President in the history of the United States.
Red Bob Blogger: I was once asked
by one of my middle school students if I like war, since I teach so much about
it. "NO" I said. In ancient times the winners of a war looted and
raped women. They took all that had value and destroyed what they didn't take.
They killed anyone they didn't take as a slave. The losers lost everything.
(Latter). Hey look at the TV! I think that rock group called is Hozier.
Did they just say her name was Mary J Blige?
Cashier O'Neill: Yes. She is
considered the best RB singer of all time. (A little later we saw Florence +
The Machine on the TV.)
Kenya Blue: I'm planning to
visit California where I will see some internment camps for
Japanese in World War II, in Sausalito, CA.
Cashier O'Neill: They had a camp like
that in Oklahoma.
Kenya Blue: There were 2,000
to 3,000 African troops involved in WWI. There was also the Maji Maji
Rebellion.[i]
There was as faction of Christian guerrillas that were
told that they would not die if they where shot with a bullet if they had faith
in their religion. It was all a matter of euphoria that motivated those people
to fight.
Germany and Belgium made most advances
in Africa. The Belgians wanted the Congo (today known as Democratic Republic of the Congo). The
Cong had coco, rubber and titanium.
Seated here are Kenya Blue, Paul
Harvey Oswald, Red Rob Blogger and Casher
O’Niell.
Our first product
placement: Deep Eddy Lemon Flavoured Vodka. Paul Kroeker was our bar tender
that day. He didn't turn the bottle front ways so we could see the label, but
that is OK, we hate commercials anyway.
[i] The Maji
Maji Rebellion, sometimes called the Maji Maji War (Swahili: Vita vya Maji Maji), was an armed rebellion
against German colonial rule in German
East Africa (modern-day Tanzania). The war was triggered by a German policy
designed to force the indigenous population to grow cotton for export, and lasted from 1905 to 1907.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maji_Maji_Rebellion
No comments:
Post a Comment